Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Gems of Wisdom

A wise person once told me that sometimes you have to stand up and fight for your God given rights. Even if you don’t know what your rights are, or even who you are talking to, don’t back down from a fight! Even if you don’t know where you are, or even if your sober, never let down from a fight! Even if you don’t know where you are, or if you can be ‘legally’ arrested for indecent exposure, never give up the fight! Because the second you stop fighting, the moment you hesitate to give it your all, before your know it your eating yogurt, lenders bagels, and bran muffin for breakfast and showering on a steady basis! You may as well change your name to Nancy von Shtup!
That wise person was my grandfather. And while he may have been as sedated as a circus elephant, when he shared these gems of wisdom, they are non-the-less true.
A lot of you may be wondering ‘what the hell is this crack-pot getting at?’ Unlike that crazy old lady that crashed that event with Natan Sharanski’s aide to an intern, I do have a point. I am talking to you about Underwear ! That’s right, those shackles of society are long past their expiration date. It’s time we stand up against corporate American and their constant barrage of propaganda we civilians call advertisement. We shall no longer be victim’s of their merciless campaign to convert every able person into blind followers. Because like the saying goes, once you put on those shackles of society, like a finger trap, they never come off. So I plead for you to head the words of wisdom that was once passed to me to fight the good fight!
By the way this article doesn’t apply to Victoria secret.

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Anonymous new convert said...

I'm with you!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005 11:16:00 PM  

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Blogger Mesiach said...

Ive been underwear free for a year now :)

Thursday, June 16, 2005 1:42:00 AM  

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Blogger doni said...

I have never shepped so much nachas!

Thursday, June 16, 2005 3:38:00 PM  

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Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

How about I write an article about my hatred for Victoria's Secret? Huh? Huh? How about that?

Friday, June 17, 2005 6:06:00 PM  

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Blogger The Nucular Jew said...

I like Victoria's Secret, both their models, and the girls that wear their "clothes."

Saturday, June 18, 2005 9:28:00 PM  

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