<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924</id><updated>2012-01-02T15:23:19.351-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Punks of Zion</title><subtitle type='html'>As the Elders of Zion are getting older, buying condos in Florida, and looking forward to retirement, we are training diligently to take their places while sharing our experiences, ramblings, and ideas along the way.    
  
Elders of Zion (in training): Hunter College Chapter</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>362</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-117018939324366711</id><published>2007-01-30T15:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T15:42:06.146-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chuck Is Moshiach</title><summary type='text'>Maybe Living in Crown Heights has tweaked my mind.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/bfauld1/359021393/' title='Chuck Is Moshiach'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/117018939324366711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=117018939324366711&amp;isPopup=true' title='22 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/117018939324366711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/117018939324366711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2007/01/chuck-is-moshiach_30.html' title='Chuck Is Moshiach'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/359021393_1a3f53f3b8_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>22</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116802664198381123</id><published>2007-01-05T14:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T14:57:29.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ramchal and Mayor LaGuardia: Related?</title><summary type='text'>So it was a dark and dreary night in gotham, and I was at my computer lazying away by aimlessly wandering Wikipaedia. As I was wandering down the list of Jewish-American politicians I surprisingly found late New York City Mayor Fiorrello De LaGuardia listed. Of course our famed Italian-American Mayor was known for his good relationship with the Jewish community, coming out strongly against Adolf </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116802664198381123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116802664198381123&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116802664198381123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116802664198381123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2007/01/ramchal-and-mayor-laguardia-related.html' title='Ramchal and Mayor LaGuardia: Related?'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116769768598407963</id><published>2007-01-01T19:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-01T19:28:06.023-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Boycott this!</title><summary type='text'>Mr. Jews response to an Anti-Semite:Its a free world, you dont have to like jews, but for those like you who dont like them, I might suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products like the Wasserman Test for syphilis, Digitalis discovered by Dr. Muslin, Insulin discovered by Dr. Minofsky, Chloralhydrate for convulsions discovered by Dr. Lisfreich, the Schick test for diphtheria, discovered by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116769768598407963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116769768598407963&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116769768598407963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116769768598407963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2007/01/boycott-this.html' title='Boycott this!'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116711169950302632</id><published>2006-12-26T00:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T00:41:39.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Israel: where winters at</title><summary type='text'>yeah so its gonna freaking snow in israel before it snows in New York City? what the hecks up with that? When I'm in Israel i miss the biggest snow storm in new york city history, literally. and then when im back home in the good ole big apple im missing (going to miss) jerusalem style snow. lama?i think its my warm personality :P (yeah that was very corny)</summary><link rel='related' href='http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/805786.html' title='Israel: where winters at'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116711169950302632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116711169950302632&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116711169950302632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116711169950302632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/israel-where-winters-at.html' title='Israel: where winters at'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116700909017932454</id><published>2006-12-24T19:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T20:11:30.213-05:00</updated><title type='text'>merry christmas l'kulam</title><summary type='text'>so yeah happy 2007th (2006th?) b-day baby jesus.  I'm really feeling the yiddishe christmas blues now, whats a jew to do on Jesus's birthday with all the gentiles out feasting and stuff? I could totally use a bearded fat guy taking a dive down my chimmeny now, and lucky for him since its so freaking warm there wont be a fire burning there. Which begs the question, how in hell did santa do it in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116700909017932454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116700909017932454&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116700909017932454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116700909017932454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/merry-christmas-lkulam.html' title='merry christmas l&apos;kulam'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116693445440334861</id><published>2006-12-23T23:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T23:27:34.446-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Zman Cheruteinu (post-finals)</title><summary type='text'>Yeah i feel liberated, no more finals to screw up. And oh yeah for the rest of you in Bio 100, even if none of you will read this, that was plain out sadistic. Did the professor break up with her man or get turned down by a good looking student with moral fiber? God did i really just say that? See what being in biology has done to this ben torah :PAnyways im free now to do  a lot, which of course</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116693445440334861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116693445440334861&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116693445440334861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116693445440334861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/zman-cheruteinu-post-finals.html' title='Zman Cheruteinu (post-finals)'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116646404343246733</id><published>2006-12-18T12:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T12:47:23.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Finals (!@#$%)</title><summary type='text'>In case your still stoned from that wild pre-finals party um, uh its finals season, yay.The worst part is that I've just realized that i have a problem. i cant study! Ill sit down to go through my bio book or some other useless waste of dead trees and then realize I just cant absorb any of the information, stare at the page, and eventually get up and talk to myself on this blog. how freaking sad.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116646404343246733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116646404343246733&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116646404343246733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116646404343246733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/finals.html' title='Finals (!@#$%)'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116621166559785200</id><published>2006-12-15T14:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T14:41:05.636-05:00</updated><title type='text'>channuka song</title><summary type='text'>so yeah im bored and its erev shabbat and erev channuka, so heres the channuka song for all you kikes, kikesses and wanna-bes out there.Put on your yarmulkeHere comes chanukahSo much funukahTo celebrate chanukahChanukah is the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nightsWhen you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas bushHeres a list of people who are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116621166559785200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116621166559785200&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116621166559785200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116621166559785200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/channuka-song.html' title='channuka song'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116615417546945259</id><published>2006-12-14T22:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-14T22:42:55.503-05:00</updated><title type='text'>CPR</title><summary type='text'>As a rather underblogged semester here at punks of zion headquarters comes to an end, a new beginning dawns for this once glorious blog.  I intend to bring this baby back to its glory days of the  famed brownsville girl post-a-day, to DBs humor and of course the lovely endless arguments we enjoyed. You will hear tons of absolutely useless crap until you (whomever i force to check this shindig) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116615417546945259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116615417546945259&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116615417546945259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116615417546945259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/cpr.html' title='CPR'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-116499522088827522</id><published>2006-12-01T12:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-01T12:48:24.213-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gotta Love Those Friday Morning Phone Calls</title><summary type='text'>So we have Saturday morning cartoons and now we have Friday morning phone calls... let's work backwards through the week. The conversation went like this... (and because this blog wont let me go to the next line, its going to be written badly) ME: hello? GUY: hi who is this? ME: Alison. Who is this? GUY: Alison Shabot? ME: Yes. GUY: oh ok. sorry wrong number. (hangs up)...............wtf?!?      </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/116499522088827522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=116499522088827522&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116499522088827522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/116499522088827522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/12/gotta-love-those-friday-morning-phone.html' title='Gotta Love Those Friday Morning Phone Calls'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115989408359142266</id><published>2006-10-03T11:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T12:48:03.846-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Kaporos</title><summary type='text'>Crown Heights is dark and bustling with motzei Shabbos/erev Yom Kippur activity.  I am sitting in the back seat of a Chevy Astro.  In the front seat is Rabbi Dov Yonah Korn and my friend Benyumin.  On the floor between us are four cages containing 21 live chickens.  We are headed for Greenwich Village.I have done many crazy things in my lifetime, things that I am amazed actually happened when I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115989408359142266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115989408359142266&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115989408359142266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115989408359142266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/10/kaporos.html' title='Kaporos'/><author><name>firepipes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04171848161300808521</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115758594338508177</id><published>2006-09-06T19:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T19:39:03.440-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Catch-22, What Do You Do?</title><summary type='text'>Well heres and interesting article I saw on Haaretz. The argument goes that if Israel would release the terrorist murder Samir Kuntar back to Lebanon, Hezbullah would return the Israeli soldiers captured. This means allowing the man who murdered an Israeli family in cold blood to go out as a free man, what do you do?</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/758531.html' title='Catch-22, What Do You Do?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115758594338508177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115758594338508177&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115758594338508177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115758594338508177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/09/catch-22-what-do-you-do.html' title='Catch-22, What Do You Do?'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115742815583217596</id><published>2006-09-04T23:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-05T00:00:59.206-04:00</updated><title type='text'>lashon hara</title><summary type='text'>working on the border of flatbush and boro park, has been quite culture shock for me. and as randy, shirly, alison, nukes, scott, and moishele saw today, i've had to change a bit of how i act and dress. alison and randy even took pictures* of me in my jewwear (including stockings!). nukes even commented that i had the proper number of pleats in my skirt.i think working in this very religious </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115742815583217596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115742815583217596&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115742815583217596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115742815583217596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/09/lashon-hara.html' title='lashon hara'/><author><name>Brown Eyed Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16596492370902220317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/tvacbrainfreeze/posters/Alice.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115698692619943019</id><published>2006-08-30T21:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-30T21:19:55.680-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Baruchim Habaim</title><summary type='text'>This one semi-lazy punk would like to welcome Rebbecca as our new Hillel Chancellor and quasi -dictator er i uh mean director. We (myself  and I hope some of the rest of you) would like to wish her with the help of Hashem and co. much bracha, hatzlocho and maisim tovim in her new draconian task of keeping us punks and wannabees in-line, well fed and entertained.God Speed</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115698692619943019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115698692619943019&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115698692619943019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115698692619943019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/08/baruchim-habaim.html' title='Baruchim Habaim'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115412358296891038</id><published>2006-07-28T17:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-19T22:11:19.773-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I Need to Clean Out My Room NOW!!!!!!</title><summary type='text'> HELP!!! I need to clean out my room! Correction, I need to redo my entire room! I had to get rid of a dresser, a four drawer cabinet, one book shelf, and a small size cabinet. They fell apart, literally. They belonged to my oldest sister. As far as I am concerned, she has had them for at least 15 years, maybe longer. So, in a way, its not surprising that thay fell apart. (For the longest time I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115412358296891038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115412358296891038&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115412358296891038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115412358296891038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/07/i-need-to-clean-out-my-room-now.html' title='I Need to Clean Out My Room NOW!!!!!!'/><author><name>nyc pink fashionista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13938672262785107277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115345765133386045</id><published>2006-07-21T00:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T00:54:11.366-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Because Nukes is Short for Nucular</title><summary type='text'>Dear You Know Who You Are,I feel the need to write you a public letter tonight because of the grave sin you have committed. Don't get me wrong--there are many sins worse than what you've done, but few that bother me as much. You violated the rule of friendship that says you do not commit a pet peeve of a friend and that if you are going to peeve off your friend for something that they truly feel </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115345765133386045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115345765133386045&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115345765133386045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115345765133386045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/07/because-nukes-is-short-for-nucular.html' title='Because Nukes is Short for Nucular'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115336862198933167</id><published>2006-07-19T23:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-20T00:11:27.976-04:00</updated><title type='text'>On Pastries and Electronic Correspondence</title><summary type='text'>A few months ago I was discussing some of the more amusing quirks of Israelis with the voluptuous Yael(two syllables I swear). She mentioned how when Israelis tell you their email address they will say the name then "Streudel" followed by the domain name. This is because the "at sign" @ looks kind of like a streudel pastrie. I'll give you an example: My (fake)email address is"Baalteshuvabenny </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115336862198933167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115336862198933167&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115336862198933167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115336862198933167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/07/on-pastries-and-electronic.html' title='On Pastries and Electronic Correspondence'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115250151006340708</id><published>2006-07-09T23:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-09T23:18:30.103-04:00</updated><title type='text'>QOTD: MTV Edition</title><summary type='text'>Me:  Is MTV really appealing?                                                                                                           Malkie: to people whose lives are so out of control they needs watch other ppl being stupid so they feel better about themselves then yes                                                                                           Malkie: or you're just under 14</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115250151006340708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115250151006340708&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115250151006340708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115250151006340708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/07/qotd-mtv-edition.html' title='QOTD: MTV Edition'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115195456728207270</id><published>2006-07-03T14:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T15:22:47.563-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Yidden of the East</title><summary type='text'>"No, I don't worship Moses... but he was very important to the Jews.  He was the first real leader when the Jews left Mitzrrr...Egypt... where...... never mind."  The woman is looking at me like I'm from a museum.  She is a Korean Baptist and going to church functions is almost the only thing she does.   My job, I am making $12 an hour doing it, is to talk to her and help her with her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115195456728207270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115195456728207270&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115195456728207270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115195456728207270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/07/yidden-of-east.html' title='The Yidden of the East'/><author><name>firepipes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04171848161300808521</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115068200059804897</id><published>2006-06-18T21:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-18T21:53:20.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>YEAAAHH BOYYY Represent</title><summary type='text'> So...as the rest of you are--I'm sure--I was really disappointed that Israel was not amongst the 32 countries represented in Germany this summer.That was changed when John Pantsil of Ghana, who plays for Tel Aviv, displayed the Isreali flag after a Ghana's two-nil beat down of Czech Republic, he displayed the Isreali flag for a b-b-b-billion fans. Nice work!</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1150355513691&amp;pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull' title='YEAAAHH BOYYY Represent'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115068200059804897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115068200059804897&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115068200059804897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115068200059804897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/06/yeaaahh-boyyy-represent.html' title='YEAAAHH BOYYY Represent'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-115021774666326851</id><published>2006-06-13T12:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-13T12:56:37.273-04:00</updated><title type='text'>need a new ring tone?</title><summary type='text'>i'm sitting here playing with my "yahoo radio" (and yes, i know i should be doing work), and i was trying to edit my radio. For some stupid reason, after i checked off bands like Pink Floyd, The Doors and The Beatles, Yahoo Radio was still giving me really bad pop music. Accidently (I swear), I clicked on ring tones, and this is what came up:I have to say, I never thought I'd see the day when a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/115021774666326851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=115021774666326851&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115021774666326851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/115021774666326851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/06/need-new-ring-tone.html' title='need a new ring tone?'/><author><name>Brown Eyed Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16596492370902220317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/tvacbrainfreeze/posters/Alice.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/tvacbrainfreeze/misc/th_punksentry.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114982073506801164</id><published>2006-06-08T22:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T22:38:55.176-04:00</updated><title type='text'>When did the whole world become Jewish?</title><summary type='text'>I haven't posted in a while, so here goes:I got this e-mail from my mom...Probably dozens of times a year, you'd find parents in Orthodox neighborhoods deciding to pick that name for their newborn baby girls. But Tom and Katie? Yes, that Scientology movie star couple of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes picked the name Suri for their new daughter. They did, they said, because Suri has its roots in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114982073506801164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114982073506801164&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114982073506801164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114982073506801164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/06/when-did-whole-world-become-jewish.html' title='When did the whole world become Jewish?'/><author><name>Brown Eyed Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16596492370902220317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/tvacbrainfreeze/posters/Alice.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114980276932500531</id><published>2006-06-08T17:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T17:39:29.366-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nu, Hasidic Ragae Doesn't Begin and End With Matisyahu You Know...</title><summary type='text'>Watch this.  I davened with this guy over Pesach.  He's really cool... http://youtube.com/watch?v=jsBd52_6iB0&amp;search=y%20love</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114980276932500531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114980276932500531&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114980276932500531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114980276932500531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/06/nu-hasidic-ragae-doesnt-begin-and-end.html' title='Nu, Hasidic Ragae Doesn&apos;t Begin and End With Matisyahu You Know...'/><author><name>firepipes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04171848161300808521</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114977041689944267</id><published>2006-06-08T07:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T08:40:17.500-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Can You Believe That?!</title><summary type='text'>Hello, I am the Fireman Piper and this is my first post...I am working as an English teacher with Korean students in Cambridge Massachusetts this summer.  I was scrambling to get an apartment and I finally got one in the middle of last week.  This meant that I had about 48 hours to figure out where I would go for Shavuot and Shabbos.  Luckily enough my apartment is about a 20 minute walk from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114977041689944267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114977041689944267&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114977041689944267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114977041689944267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/06/can-you-believe-that.html' title='Can You Believe That?!'/><author><name>firepipes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04171848161300808521</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114902551654552231</id><published>2006-05-30T17:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-30T17:45:16.620-04:00</updated><title type='text'>It's rolling that Resh that's always hard</title><summary type='text'>I know that having two videos back to back is kind of lame, but this one was irresistable. It's of some kids trying to roll there reshes.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114902551654552231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114902551654552231&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114902551654552231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114902551654552231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/05/its-rolling-that-resh-thats-always.html' title='It&apos;s rolling that Resh that&apos;s always hard'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114879471610774680</id><published>2006-05-28T01:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-28T01:38:36.166-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cute Video</title><summary type='text'>Check this out, there's a kosher cart thing across from the court house in Brooklyn...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114879471610774680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114879471610774680&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114879471610774680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114879471610774680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/05/cute-video.html' title='Cute Video'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114738639998856472</id><published>2006-05-11T18:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T18:27:32.986-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Congrats, Philip Roth</title><summary type='text'>"Early this year, the Book Review's editor, Sam Tanenhaus, sent out a short letter to a couple of hundred prominent writers, critics, editors and other literary sages, asking them to please identify "the single best work of American fiction published in the last 25 years."" -New York Times  While the winner of this survey was Toni Morrison's Beloved, there was one writer whose works popped up a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114738639998856472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114738639998856472&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114738639998856472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114738639998856472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/05/congrats-philip-roth.html' title='Congrats, Philip Roth'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114714926464232935</id><published>2006-05-09T00:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-09T00:35:22.750-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Newsflash: 15 Year Olds Can No Longer Legally Marry</title><summary type='text'>According to this article..."On Thursday, the Kansas House voted 119-0 to approve a bill that would prohibit anyone under the age of 15 from marrying in Kansas and would set strict limits for would-be brides or grooms under the age of 18. The Senate approved it a day earlier, 36-4."I'd like to know who those four were...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114714926464232935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114714926464232935&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114714926464232935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114714926464232935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/05/newsflash-15-year-olds-can-no-longer.html' title='Newsflash: 15 Year Olds Can No Longer Legally Marry'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114657278703006695</id><published>2006-05-02T08:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T08:26:27.076-04:00</updated><title type='text'>QOTD: Shower Edition.</title><summary type='text'>Daniella: Don't you wish showers were cumulative? Like if you took ten showers in one day you'd be good for the next week and a half...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114657278703006695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114657278703006695&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114657278703006695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114657278703006695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/05/qotd-shower-edition.html' title='QOTD: Shower Edition.'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114637944157638380</id><published>2006-04-30T02:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T02:48:46.580-04:00</updated><title type='text'>At last, indisputable proof of G-d's existence</title><summary type='text'>First watch, then discuss.This guy tries. I must say that. But if the banana proof of G-Ds existence. How come they're going extinct?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114637944157638380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114637944157638380&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114637944157638380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114637944157638380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/04/at-last-indisputable-proof-of-g-ds.html' title='At last, indisputable proof of G-d&apos;s existence'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114485117242610898</id><published>2006-04-12T10:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T10:13:57.326-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Pesach!</title><summary type='text'>Being that I haven't posted in forever, I thought I would take the time to wish everyone a Happy Pesach. My heart (and stomache) goes out to all you Ashkies who will not be eating real food for the next nine days.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114485117242610898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114485117242610898&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114485117242610898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114485117242610898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/04/happy-pesach.html' title='Happy Pesach!'/><author><name>Brown Eyed Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16596492370902220317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/tvacbrainfreeze/posters/Alice.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114466504401919198</id><published>2006-04-10T06:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T06:30:44.076-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How Appropriate...</title><summary type='text'>I heard a little tidbit on the radio this morning. It said that something like seven out of ten New Yorkers, at some time last year described their mental health as being "not good." This is higher than most cities. The findings will be presented during a conference at dum da da dummm"Hunter College." I knew we was nutz.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114466504401919198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114466504401919198&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114466504401919198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114466504401919198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/04/how-appropriate.html' title='How Appropriate...'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114429392346664573</id><published>2006-04-05T23:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-06T00:03:07.116-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Awkward elevator encounters</title><summary type='text'>The other day DB and I were on our way to class, walking with our Israeli friend Joel. We entered the elevator and a few people entered in after us, including a guy and girl who were already having a conversation. For some reason when the girl entered the elevator she leaned on me, hard; as if my body was the back wall of the elevator. I didn’t know what to do. I felt too uncomfortable to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114429392346664573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114429392346664573&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114429392346664573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114429392346664573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/04/awkward-elevator-encounters.html' title='Awkward elevator encounters'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114403661718379828</id><published>2006-04-02T23:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-03T07:23:32.893-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bye Bye Beardie</title><summary type='text'>It's that time of year again almost the counting of the Omer. Which means that the beards will come off (sorry Dina). I just shaved mine and not five minutes ago D.B. told me he was considering taking a pair of scissors to his. Also rumor has it that Nukes took his off not to long ago.I'm not really sure why I waited so long. Afterall my face is beautifull!! hehe. I will miss it though. My beard </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114403661718379828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114403661718379828&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114403661718379828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114403661718379828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/04/bye-bye-beardie.html' title='Bye Bye Beardie'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114340069657281701</id><published>2006-03-26T13:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-26T14:28:52.146-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mock Israeli Elections</title><summary type='text'>An attempt to show Israeli democracy is marred by morons. Last week's mock Israeli elections were a success. That is to say, judging by the reaction from the Hunter Socialists who tried to "out-flyer" us; and the article on the Web site Israel21c.org.(That unneccessary semi-colon is for you Steve.) Their anti-Israeli flyers include the one below.By the way, what is it with those Socialists? If </summary><link rel='related' href='http://israel21c.org/bin/en.jsp?enDispWho=Articles%5El1266&amp;enPage=BlankPage&amp;enDisplay=view&amp;enDispWhat=object&amp;enVersion=0&amp;enZone=Democracy&amp;' title='Mock Israeli Elections'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114340069657281701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114340069657281701&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114340069657281701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114340069657281701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/mock-israeli-elections.html' title='Mock Israeli Elections'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114288879346612568</id><published>2006-03-20T15:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T16:19:08.860-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bitul Torah and its Negative Effects on Human Continuity</title><summary type='text'>I herby announce the first victory for the Feed a Hungry Yeshiva Guy at Burgers Bar Foundation (FHYGBBF), well uh put it this way my rather pyrrhic victory is other wise known as Avian Flu H5N1 which recently flew into Israel. As a refresher I previously lamented my yeshivas dinner-time fowl feeding habits and discussed how I desired the death of the local fowl population in a form that would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114288879346612568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114288879346612568&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114288879346612568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114288879346612568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/bitul-torah-and-its-negative-effects.html' title='Bitul Torah and its Negative Effects on Human Continuity'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114282646140299550</id><published>2006-03-19T22:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-19T22:48:39.663-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Swastika Shmasticka!!</title><summary type='text'>A couple of weeks ago I saw a swastika on an elevator door. I didn't think to much of it partially 'cuz I'm from Baldwin, NY therefore used to this crap. Since then, I've been asked about it plenty of times and I got a mass email from the Hunter president about it.OK, I just want to let out some steam about this wholebrouhaha.I used to go to a high school, where we used to find this sh_t on the </summary><link rel='related' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/quotd-graffiti-edition.html' title='Swastika Shmasticka!!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114282646140299550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114282646140299550&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114282646140299550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114282646140299550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/swastika-shmasticka.html' title='Swastika Shmasticka!!'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114275720091117275</id><published>2006-03-19T03:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-19T03:33:21.010-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Typical</title><summary type='text'>So I'm at Dina's birthday party, and I'm having a great time.  My food comes, looks great.  I order a white chocolate mousse cake, I couldn't wait to jump in.  Dina turns to me, quite innocently, and points to my lip.  She then says "Oh, you have a little something over he-"...::Moment of silence, staring, awkwardness::............Hysterical laughter.Ladies and gentlemen, she pointed at my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114275720091117275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114275720091117275&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114275720091117275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114275720091117275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/typical.html' title='Typical'/><author><name>The Nucular Jew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16660904616995665938</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114248594885316727</id><published>2006-03-16T00:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-16T00:12:28.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A M A Z I N G</title><summary type='text'>I was so busy hyperventilating that my brain didn't kick in to tell me to record The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down until The Brothers were nearly done with the song. So here, for your viewing pleasure (really listening pleasure cause you can't see much) are the last three minutes of The Allman Brothers playing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114248594885316727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114248594885316727&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114248594885316727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114248594885316727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/m-z-i-n-g.html' title='A M A Z I N G'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114246402646062623</id><published>2006-03-15T18:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-15T21:01:41.620-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fear and loathing in Brooklyn</title><summary type='text'>We couldn't tell the difference between right and wrong.“I lost,” Nukes said.“I lost,” I responded, and laughed.This particular round of the game took on a deeper meaning. For one, he was bleeding from the lip, and we were in jail.After that Nukes continued screaming at the arresting officer.“Listen man, you don’t understand,” this was the yayin talkin’ “I AM AN E-M-T, and I demand to go to the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114246402646062623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114246402646062623&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114246402646062623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114246402646062623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/fear-and-loathing-in-brooklyn.html' title='Fear and loathing in Brooklyn'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114237161160593754</id><published>2006-03-14T15:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T16:26:51.786-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Really Think We Should Live By That Pasuk</title><summary type='text'>Let's take a sober moment to look at one of the key phrases of the megillah.  Esther is afraid to speak to Achashverosh on behalf of the Jews, and Mordechai says to her, "if you remain silent at this time, relief and salvation will arise for the Jews from another place, but you and your father's house will perish." (4:14)  Obviously, because of HaShem's promise to Avraham, HaShem was going to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114237161160593754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114237161160593754&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114237161160593754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114237161160593754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-really-think-we-should-live-by-that.html' title='I Really Think We Should Live By That Pasuk'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114231926582319868</id><published>2006-03-14T01:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T01:54:25.893-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Purim!</title><summary type='text'>Chag Sameach from the Punks of Zion.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114231926582319868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114231926582319868&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114231926582319868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114231926582319868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/happy-purim.html' title='Happy Purim!'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114227889427866071</id><published>2006-03-13T14:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-13T14:45:23.676-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Monsey v. Long Island</title><summary type='text'>The other day I was in Staten Island on a Yachad shabbaton. During Oneg I had a preposterous debate with a Monseyite. She said that there were more Jews in Monsey than there are in Long Island. A fellow Long Islander (West Hempstead specifically) came to his homeland's defense. "No way. What're you crazy there are more Jews on Long Island. Come on think about it; The Five Towns."She countered </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114227889427866071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114227889427866071&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114227889427866071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114227889427866071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/monsey-v-long-island.html' title='Monsey v. Long Island'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114193025504644348</id><published>2006-03-12T01:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-12T01:25:23.626-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Newsflash: Starbucks to Serve Chulent!</title><summary type='text'>After months of weak ideas and secret consultations with the va'ad of New Square, the Starbucks coming soon to the Palisades Mall  introduced their new campaign aimed at attracting clientele from the large Jewish community of Rockland County: coffee made from chulent beans!  That's right, now those living in Monsey don't have to wait for Getty on the Hill's Thursday night chulent to get their </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114193025504644348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114193025504644348&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114193025504644348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114193025504644348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/newsflash-starbucks-to-serve-chulent.html' title='Newsflash: Starbucks to Serve Chulent!'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114212818203643931</id><published>2006-03-11T20:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-11T20:49:42.093-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fantastic Shabbaton</title><summary type='text'>This weekend was poised to be either complete failure or a great learning weekend.  It turns out it was way more than any of that.Weekend started off in a weird way.  I showed up to Brooklyn College Hillel as a complete stranger, not knowing anyone except Zev, but only from phone calls and e-mails.  Turns out Zev's fience is good friends with Nedenah.  So we daven Kabbalat Shabbat, and head down </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114212818203643931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114212818203643931&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114212818203643931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114212818203643931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/fantastic-shabbaton.html' title='Fantastic Shabbaton'/><author><name>The Nucular Jew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16660904616995665938</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114168752066691637</id><published>2006-03-06T18:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-06T18:25:20.723-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tzachie was right, they do sound different.</title><summary type='text'>A few months ago I overheard the Hillel Head Honcho Tzachi giving an orientation to a bunch of people doing Hillel birthright. Among the "pertinent" facts delivered in this little seminar was that Israeli currency sounds different than American money. So I dropped a 50 schek' note and a 20 dollar bill on the ground.......It didn't work. I then decided that he was probably referring to coinage. </summary><link rel='related' href='http://thesurphinsephardi.blogspot.com/2005/12/expert-on-music-of-international.html' title='Tzachie was right, they do sound different.'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114168752066691637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114168752066691637&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114168752066691637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114168752066691637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/tzachie-was-right-they-do-sound.html' title='Tzachie was right, they do sound different.'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114154690039655089</id><published>2006-03-05T01:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-05T03:21:40.503-05:00</updated><title type='text'>:(</title><summary type='text'>I just wanted to say baruch Dayan haEmet.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114154690039655089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114154690039655089&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114154690039655089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114154690039655089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/blog-post.html' title=':('/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114122600466227346</id><published>2006-03-01T10:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T10:13:24.726-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So Do I!</title><summary type='text'>How many people in Hillel does this comic strip remind you of?(credit: Drastic Comics by Adam Murray)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114122600466227346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114122600466227346&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114122600466227346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114122600466227346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/03/so-do-i.html' title='So Do I!'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114118521480219571</id><published>2006-02-28T22:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T22:54:16.630-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did you know there are two whole volumes about when a women you know...that time of month? I didn't.</title><summary type='text'>The other day I spent about three hours rearranging the library in the Hillel lounge. Besides inhaling more dust than any person should without consulting a doctor, I uncovered about a dozen Chumashim, and even more siddurim than I think we could use in a life time. However I was disappointed in one respect. I uncovered only two volumes of Talmud Bavli, Berekhot and Bavva kamma.Considering the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114118521480219571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114118521480219571&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114118521480219571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114118521480219571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/did-you-know-there-are-two-whole.html' title='Did you know there are two whole volumes about when a women you know...that time of month? I didn&apos;t.'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114111604548567231</id><published>2006-02-28T03:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T13:39:39.723-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh Yeah, Well How Many Table Spoons Do You Weigh??</title><summary type='text'>Last night I was baking samboosak with Daniella and a bunch of other girls in my apartment. Everyone knows that the measuring system (what's it called?) in Israel isn't the same as it is in America. So the following conversation took place when I needed to convert grams into tablespoons.Me: Daniella, how do you convert grams into tablespoons?Daniella: You can't convert it, grams is a weight table</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114111604548567231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114111604548567231&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114111604548567231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114111604548567231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/oh-yeah-well-how-many-table-spoons-do.html' title='Oh Yeah, Well How Many Table Spoons Do You Weigh??'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114109159769251697</id><published>2006-02-27T20:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-27T20:54:06.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The ladies want you and  the fella's wanna be you.</title><summary type='text'>Saw this funny blog posthttp://latexsalesman.blogspot.com/2006/02/god-i-wish-i-were-jewish.html#linksHe's thinking in the right direction even if he is a little off target.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://latexsalesman.blogspot.com/2006/02/god-i-wish-i-were-jewish.html#links' title='The ladies want you and  the fella&apos;s wanna be you.'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114109159769251697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114109159769251697&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114109159769251697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114109159769251697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/ladies-want-you-and-fellas-wanna-be.html' title='The ladies want you and  the fella&apos;s wanna be you.'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114101311129419313</id><published>2006-02-26T22:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-26T23:05:11.300-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ohhh, the Hamptons</title><summary type='text'>I haven't posted in so long, I'm going to get my Punk status removed.  Ok, so here's the best I can do at a post, bragging, yet complaining about my new job.Every Saturday night, except once or twice, since the semester started I've spent by the Segal residence.  It's certainly been an interesting way to spend that night, since the Segal house is never (1) quiet or (2) boring.  This makes for a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114101311129419313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114101311129419313&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114101311129419313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114101311129419313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/ohhh-hamptons.html' title='Ohhh, the Hamptons'/><author><name>The Nucular Jew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16660904616995665938</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114100515835728648</id><published>2006-02-26T20:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-26T20:54:37.226-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Almost March!</title><summary type='text'>Pottery painting places are either too far away or too expensive. Most Blues and Jazz Clubs have a minimum age of entry at 21. Comedy clubs have a $15 cover or more on Saturday nights and I'm already going to see the Allman Brothers for not so cheap. In other words, where should I make my birthday party?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114100515835728648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114100515835728648&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114100515835728648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114100515835728648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/its-almost-march.html' title='It&apos;s Almost March!'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114053799027821000</id><published>2006-02-21T11:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T11:11:50.853-05:00</updated><title type='text'>QUOTD: Graffiti edition</title><summary type='text'>I was walking on the second floor of Hunter west building when I saw a swastika written in thick black marker on one of the elevator doors. An elderly gentlemen on observing the same said."Oh my g-d... that swastika is backwards what an asshole!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114053799027821000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114053799027821000&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114053799027821000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114053799027821000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/quotd-graffiti-edition.html' title='QUOTD: Graffiti edition'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114012187204527678</id><published>2006-02-16T15:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T15:31:12.106-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Llama Song</title><summary type='text'>Hey, so I don't know how Dina posts things and links them, but you guys have to check out this video cuz it's hilarious. Randy, it can be your new "stuck in your head" song. :)Enjoyhttp://www.jokefrog.com/flash/llama-song.shtml ~Sherbert</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114012187204527678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114012187204527678&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114012187204527678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114012187204527678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/llama-song.html' title='The Llama Song'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114007372637743496</id><published>2006-02-16T01:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T02:15:48.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, Those Yeshiva Boys...Always Up to Something</title><summary type='text'>I just listened to the song Fast Car in its entirety for the first time ever. Why you ask? Because it's boring and I don't enjoy tunes that are so repetitive they seem to hum, but I listened to it because my father sent me a link to this video and I had to see the whole thing. I'm still unsure as to whether they did this as a mockery of the song or in its honor (who knows? My brother listens to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114007372637743496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114007372637743496&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114007372637743496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114007372637743496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/oh-those-yeshiva-boysalways-up-to.html' title='Oh, Those Yeshiva Boys...Always Up to Something'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-114004068375171681</id><published>2006-02-15T16:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-15T17:04:19.833-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy Snow! (I'm crossing my fingers)</title><summary type='text'>With family's gathered around their hooka-thingies and hot shwarma, the question of the hour is, can the Jewish State survive an invasion of little white flakes? Israeli weather forcasters and other false-prophets are calling for accumulating snow tonight. Although this is probably the third time they've called for some kind of snow this year, being proven wrong in the Jerusalem area each time, I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/114004068375171681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=114004068375171681&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114004068375171681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/114004068375171681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/holy-snow-im-crossing-my-fingers.html' title='Holy Snow! (I&apos;m crossing my fingers)'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113991149060586456</id><published>2006-02-14T05:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-14T05:04:50.660-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Sherbert" Worldwide</title><summary type='text'>So this post is for everyone but primarily special for DB Cooper. So I went to class the other day and as it ended, everyone was leaving. He goes to me "wait, whats your name. Youre not on the list." So I said Alison Shabot.. He goes "What? Alison Sherbert?" I'm like hah! That's so funny cuz my friends in college call me sherbert!!!Special for you DB. FIgured you'd like it.Miss all of you guys so</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113991149060586456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113991149060586456&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113991149060586456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113991149060586456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/sherbert-worldwide.html' title='&quot;Sherbert&quot; Worldwide'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113989647486421166</id><published>2006-02-14T00:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-14T00:54:46.970-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Got Pink?  (aka. Valentine's Day)</title><summary type='text'>Pink. Every where I go, the theme is pink (and red). You would think that I would be ecstatic.I am. Don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled that the one of the theme colors for the second month of the year is my signature hue. But it got me thinking-Am I living to my full potential in pinkness? Sure I'm the Punk of Pinkness, yet I feel like I don't have enought "pink" in my life right now.Perhaps it the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113989647486421166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113989647486421166&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113989647486421166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113989647486421166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/got-pink-aka-valentines-day.html' title='Got Pink?  (aka. Valentine&apos;s Day)'/><author><name>nyc pink fashionista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13938672262785107277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113984363327317793</id><published>2006-02-13T10:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-13T10:13:53.343-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chag Sameach</title><summary type='text'>It doesn't look very Tu B'Shvaty in New York...we're kind of buried under two feet of snow.  But chag sameach to every one no matter where you are celebrating right now.  And for those of us along the Northeastern coast of the US, just remember that this snow will melt into the ground soon and water the trees well and we'll all be good with the blossoms and such. :)  Happy Tu B'Shvat!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113984363327317793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113984363327317793&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113984363327317793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113984363327317793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/chag-sameach.html' title='Chag Sameach'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113940685948564295</id><published>2006-02-08T08:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T08:54:19.486-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry DB Cooper But I'm Posting Over Your Megillah - It's Not Purim! (...yet!)</title><summary type='text'>yeah this was posted on my livejournal, but I like it... so yeah..Last night I decided that I was going to go with one of the madrichot, Tudy, to Har Hamenuchot to visit my best friend's dad's grave. Not knowing exactly where it was, I awoke at 6:45, got ready and we were in a taxi at 7:30. All I know is that it's on Har Tamir in the syrian section. So I'm thinking it's going to be this little </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113940685948564295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113940685948564295&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113940685948564295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113940685948564295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/sorry-db-cooper-but-im-posting-over.html' title='Sorry DB Cooper But I&apos;m Posting Over Your Megillah - It&apos;s Not Purim! (...yet!)'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113937666605032051</id><published>2006-02-08T00:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T01:33:12.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>101 Fun(Dumb) Facts About O-girls</title><summary type='text'>With significant contributions from D.B. Cooper, Browneyed girl and Jody.I just wanted to start off this post with a preemptive apology for the offensive list you're about to read...Oh and you should read Moshe's post which is right before this one and will probably be pushed off the main page because this one is so long. I assure you, its better than this one; sorry Moshe.O-Girls like string </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=O-girl' title='101 Fun(Dumb) Facts About O-girls'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113937666605032051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113937666605032051&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113937666605032051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113937666605032051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/101-fundumb-facts-about-o-girls.html' title='101 Fun(Dumb) Facts About O-girls'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113931593760301278</id><published>2006-02-07T07:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-07T07:38:57.606-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Close Encounters: Part II</title><summary type='text'>As promised there has been a slightly less violent sequel to my first close encounter with the arsem specie.Saturday night, a few hours before our scheduled departure for the semi-holy city of Eilat, a fight once again broke out on the 155 bus, between yeshiva guys from my school and the same punks from our neighborhood. After a short scuffle on the bus which largely involved non-violent yeshiva </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113931593760301278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113931593760301278&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113931593760301278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113931593760301278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/close-encounters-part-ii_07.html' title='Close Encounters: Part II'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113925400676133892</id><published>2006-02-06T14:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T14:26:46.836-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Hillel Stuff</title><summary type='text'>Hey guys, I finally took control as Hillel president, and now we have a blog with all our events.  Take a look at it, maybe come to the events.  I'm having a Shabbaton at my house on March 10th (tentative date, we'll see what people want).  I can fit 15 people in my house, and it'll be a little tight, but fun.  There's an orthodox shul a block and a half away from me, and we'll order all our food</summary><link rel='related' href='http://hunterusg.com/organization/hillel' title='New Hillel Stuff'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113925400676133892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113925400676133892&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113925400676133892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113925400676133892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/new-hillel-stuff.html' title='New Hillel Stuff'/><author><name>The Nucular Jew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16660904616995665938</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113911918297017576</id><published>2006-02-05T00:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-05T00:59:43.056-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Where is hotpinkhunny?</title><summary type='text'>Shalom everyone!  I have been informed by fellow Punk DC Cooper that many people have been inquiring about my whereabouts.   Based on what I'm hearing and the postings I'm seeing on facebook, finding Waldo might be easier.First of all I, the Pink Munchkin aka. hotpinkhunny, wishes all of you a very happy Lunar New Year.  May the Year of the Red Fire Dog 2006/4703 bring peace, happiness,  good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113911918297017576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113911918297017576&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113911918297017576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113911918297017576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/where-is-hotpinkhunny.html' title='Where is hotpinkhunny?'/><author><name>nyc pink fashionista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13938672262785107277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113888757238201613</id><published>2006-02-02T08:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T08:42:28.896-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Newsflash: Denim Can Lead to Dancing</title><summary type='text'>If denim could potentially lead to dancing...An Australian state plans to ban students from wearing denim because it is linked with having a good time.Reuterswhat'll the O-girls do???</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113888757238201613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113888757238201613&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113888757238201613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113888757238201613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/newsflash-denim-can-lead-to-dancing.html' title='Newsflash: Denim Can Lead to Dancing'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113882683939082488</id><published>2006-02-01T15:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T15:47:19.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>QOTD: Multicultural Cooperation Edition</title><summary type='text'>During an impromptu brainstorming session for possible Hillel events."Remember when the Monkey-Dance Improv Troupe got together with the Hillel at the fitness club"  -Ben Siegel</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113882683939082488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113882683939082488&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113882683939082488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113882683939082488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/02/qotd-multicultural-cooperation-edition.html' title='QOTD: Multicultural Cooperation Edition'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113868212187450834</id><published>2006-01-30T23:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-30T23:35:22.040-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Alright thats enough...</title><summary type='text'>A few years ago the Gillette company turned the shaving industry on its ear when it came out with the "mach3" a razor with 3 blades; whoa!! For those of you shomer y-boys who've never used one, its nothing special. A few years later Schick, Gillete's biggest competitior came out with the answer "Quattro" a razor with four blades. Once again nothing special. The shavers before it were doing the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113868212187450834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113868212187450834&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113868212187450834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113868212187450834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/alright-thats-enough.html' title='Alright thats enough...'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113829379572073022</id><published>2006-01-26T11:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T11:43:15.920-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Seminary Transmitted - It's Really Good....</title><summary type='text'>While I decided to get up 10 minutes before the busses left, we still had a fun day - and it's not over yet! (There's still a concert in about 20 minutes that I haven't yet showered for, with Neshoma Orchestra and Ari Boiangiu) We went to the old city for the second half of our discovery seminar. I have to say the beginning was so boring that after I completed 4 Su Do Ku's me and Shana were out </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113829379572073022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113829379572073022&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113829379572073022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113829379572073022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/seminary-transmitted-its-really-good.html' title='Seminary Transmitted - It&apos;s Really Good....'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113819051788517491</id><published>2006-01-25T06:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-25T07:02:10.446-05:00</updated><title type='text'>But It's Not Even Good Jewish Music</title><summary type='text'>Just imagine, if I weren't up since 5 with jet-lag, I would never have found this video. The video was made by a Chevra-loving gentile. Go figure.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113819051788517491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113819051788517491&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113819051788517491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113819051788517491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/but-its-not-even-good-jewish-music.html' title='But It&apos;s Not Even Good Jewish Music'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113814015584165985</id><published>2006-01-24T16:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T17:32:06.823-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Close Encounters: Part I</title><summary type='text'>Arsem (heb. slang) - Arabic for pimp; a term used to describe a type of Israeli punk.Well thats my lazy definition for the often slimy crowd of what I dare call Israeli-punks (not to be confused with the mostly peace-loving type found in 501 Thomas Hunter) often found hanging out around the Ben-Yehuda area in Yerushalayim. I can't really come up with the best way to describe them, you know: </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113814015584165985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113814015584165985&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113814015584165985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113814015584165985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/close-encounters-part-i.html' title='Close Encounters: Part I'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113806066379039260</id><published>2006-01-23T18:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-23T19:05:22.980-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This is about the time I move to Canada</title><summary type='text'>If there was ever a time that I really really wish I lived in Canada it would be now. I'm fed up with 60 million Americans living without health insurance, we need universal coverage. Health cannot be left to the bureaucratic idiots with the mental capacity to keep files in order comparable only to Cpl. Klinger on M*A*S*H. Why rant now you ask? Simple, I feel an all too familiar pain in my knee. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113806066379039260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113806066379039260&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113806066379039260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113806066379039260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/this-is-about-time-i-move-to-canada.html' title='This is about the time I move to Canada'/><author><name>Lost in Service</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113803763846306275</id><published>2006-01-23T12:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-23T13:17:29.273-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Til Next Time Punks</title><summary type='text'>Well I guess it was fun while it lasted, Shabbat in Tzfat, hanging out on Ben Yehuda, cutting class, midnight adventures in the arab shuk. I suppose I'll be learning a little more talmud now that my distrations will be 2000+ miles away. Have a safe flight chutznikkim, see you all in June (If I dont turn Satmar by then).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113803763846306275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113803763846306275&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113803763846306275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113803763846306275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/til-next-time-punks.html' title='Til Next Time Punks'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113796086102021910</id><published>2006-01-22T15:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-22T15:14:21.076-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Male" and "Female"</title><summary type='text'>I thought this was hilarious. I was sitting in my apartment with a "dorm-mate". She's telling me how her mother is a teacher in public school and so the names that some of the kids have there are really hilarious. For example, one time there were these twins who were in her class and their family had immigrated right when they were born. So in hospitals here they put "male" and "female" on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113796086102021910/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113796086102021910&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113796086102021910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113796086102021910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/male-and-female.html' title='&quot;Male&quot; and &quot;Female&quot;'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113795453116470658</id><published>2006-01-22T13:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-22T13:28:51.203-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cells on the Six? OY VEY!</title><summary type='text'>I recently read an article online about how there will soon be cell phone service in the city subways. I just want to go out on a limb and say, this idea SUCKS. This may seem strange, but I really don’t like this idea.Here’s why:It will take away one of the few remaining places that you don’t have to hear other people’s mind numbingly boring conversations; not to mention that insipid Nextel </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113795453116470658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113795453116470658&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113795453116470658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113795453116470658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/cells-on-six-oy-vey.html' title='Cells on the Six? OY VEY!'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113795288494686543</id><published>2006-01-22T12:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-22T13:01:24.996-05:00</updated><title type='text'>QOTD: Discourse Edition</title><summary type='text'>On my sometimes manic converstaional style."I would say you went off on a tangent, but that wasn't even connected"-Lenny</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113795288494686543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113795288494686543&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113795288494686543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113795288494686543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/qotd-discourse-edition.html' title='QOTD: Discourse Edition'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113766319167464695</id><published>2006-01-19T03:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-19T04:33:11.796-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hiking in the North</title><summary type='text'>Randy, Eliana, Michael, and I were going to do a little trip to the Golan together. It turned out to be an awesome trip, even though it wasn't to the Golan. :)Day One: Tzfat Day Two: Hike part of the way to the Kinneret, lunch, and hike back.The end.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113766319167464695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113766319167464695&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113766319167464695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113766319167464695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/hiking-in-north.html' title='Hiking in the North'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113762006545768931</id><published>2006-01-18T16:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T16:34:25.513-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Remembering what's important...</title><summary type='text'>Its that time of year again folks. Thats right. American Idol is back, oy. Now, I can't stand the show, but, my brother loves it. He can't get enough. This is partially due to the fact that he has a great voice and I couldn't find a# with a map and a flash light. However I do usually watch the first episode every year. Now some of us can sing; like Eliana. Some of us can't; like uhm lets say, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113762006545768931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113762006545768931&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113762006545768931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113762006545768931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/remembering-whats-important.html' title='Remembering what&apos;s important...'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113759490715886418</id><published>2006-01-18T09:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T09:35:07.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jotd (joke not jew)</title><summary type='text'>My cousin just emailed me this joke.A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport with 2 large bags.The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with a large variety of currencies.The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get all this money?" The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and went into public restrooms. Each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113759490715886418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113759490715886418&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113759490715886418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113759490715886418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/jotd-joke-not-jew.html' title='Jotd (joke not jew)'/><author><name>Lost in Service</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113718585122730466</id><published>2006-01-14T21:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-14T21:21:00.416-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Want gifts? Move away!</title><summary type='text'>I'm off to Israel in 2 days. 2 days. That means in two days I will be sitting on a plane for 12 hours by myself trying to see how long that little tv screen, my magazines, the music/iPod, and crossword puzzles can possibly entertain me for. That means no matter how hard I try to pass time by sleeping, during those 12 hours I will wake up with a neck and back ache, my knees up to my chest cramped </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113718585122730466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113718585122730466&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113718585122730466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113718585122730466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/want-gifts-move-away.html' title='Want gifts? Move away!'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113727962614433800</id><published>2006-01-14T18:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-14T18:00:26.370-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Light on Origins of Ashkenazi in Europe - New York Times</title><summary type='text'>I saw this article in the Times on saturday I thought some of you might find it intersting.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/14/science/14gene.html' title='New Light on Origins of Ashkenazi in Europe - New York Times'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113727962614433800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113727962614433800&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113727962614433800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113727962614433800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/new-light-on-origins-of-ashkenazi-in.html' title='New Light on Origins of Ashkenazi in Europe - New York Times'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113695544894903991</id><published>2006-01-10T23:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T23:59:11.746-05:00</updated><title type='text'>QOTD: Sephardic Shabbat Edition</title><summary type='text'>Ben: In Bereshis they do a lot of exposition but in Shemot, the pacing is much faster. They jump right into the story.Sarah (my younger sister): Who’s they?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113695544894903991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113695544894903991&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113695544894903991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113695544894903991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/qotd-sephardic-shabbat-edition.html' title='QOTD: Sephardic Shabbat Edition'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113694493416275856</id><published>2006-01-10T20:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T23:39:15.303-05:00</updated><title type='text'>QOTD: Location Edition?</title><summary type='text'>Lenny: We have to throw Alison a going away party.Tova: We did.Lenny: We did?Ben: Yeah, you were there, remember?Leny: Ohhhh Yeahhhhhh!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113694493416275856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113694493416275856&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113694493416275856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113694493416275856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/qotd-location-edition.html' title='QOTD: Location Edition?'/><author><name>Brown Eyed Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16596492370902220317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/tvacbrainfreeze/posters/Alice.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113693287377825969</id><published>2006-01-10T17:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T17:41:13.833-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sharon Accounts for 50% of Crime in Israel?</title><summary type='text'>Well it seems that with a close examination of this Haaretz article, with PM Sharon on the disabled list, criminal activity has significantly dropped. I wonder if governmental corruption played a major role in this stat? Or perhaps it just has to do with all those settlers off the streets and in their synagogues praying for their dear Prime Minister? As for other news, the Messiah is on its way </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.haaretzdaily.com/hasen/spages/668641.html' title='Sharon Accounts for 50% of Crime in Israel?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113693287377825969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113693287377825969&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113693287377825969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113693287377825969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/sharon-accounts-for-50-of-crime-in.html' title='Sharon Accounts for 50% of Crime in Israel?'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113685093855814156</id><published>2006-01-09T18:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T18:55:38.656-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Blue Skies at the Kotel</title><summary type='text'> The last time I was in Israel, it rained almost every day and I didn't have a single blue sky in any of my pictures. Hallelukah.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113685093855814156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113685093855814156&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113685093855814156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113685093855814156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/blue-skies-at-kotel.html' title='Blue Skies at the Kotel'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113682287615938200</id><published>2006-01-09T11:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T11:07:56.223-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fear is Valuable or Paranoia?</title><summary type='text'>In the United States, army veterans make up about 8% of the entire population. Yet 23% of the homeless population (the gross majority being mentally handicapped) are US veterans.            Yesterday, as I was rushing home for my mother’s birthday, it was beginning to get dark and I was stopped by a large American man in front of a local grocery store. He was wearing a hat that said ‘Vietnam Vet’</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113682287615938200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113682287615938200&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113682287615938200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113682287615938200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/fear-is-valuable-or-paranoia.html' title='Fear is Valuable or Paranoia?'/><author><name>surely i can</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12636245077365184631</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113669635179544995</id><published>2006-01-07T23:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T02:59:18.186-05:00</updated><title type='text'>FEI - For Everybody's Information</title><summary type='text'>Just to let everyone know, there issss livejournal! (ahem - spunkysherbs) I'm new to this it's fun.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113669635179544995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113669635179544995&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113669635179544995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113669635179544995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/fei-for-everybodys-information.html' title='FEI - For Everybody&apos;s Information'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113632177539856523</id><published>2006-01-03T15:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-03T15:56:15.553-05:00</updated><title type='text'>How Bout a lil Politics?</title><summary type='text'>I officially refuse to understand the logic behind the governments move to begin the eviction process of 8 families from Chevron Market, aka Shechunat Shalhevet. I mean the area we're talking about is tiny, its about roughly one block or so. Not to mention the fact that this is an area that Jews legally bought before the advent of the State of Israel albeit the inhabitants were chased out and </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.israelnn.com/news.php3?id=95935' title='How Bout a lil Politics?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113632177539856523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113632177539856523&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113632177539856523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113632177539856523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/how-bout-lil-politics.html' title='How Bout a lil Politics?'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113626047964752912</id><published>2006-01-02T22:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T22:54:39.696-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kaki Metumtam</title><summary type='text'>So, maybe it's just me, but I think it is so darn funny when an Israeli attempts to have a conversation with an American. Israelis have this stereotype about Americans, that they can out-smart, out-bargain, out-talk, out-wit, out-stare, out-do and over-do, under-do, and in-do anything an American can. It's a little petty and has a lot to do with the competitiveness that comes with an over </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113626047964752912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113626047964752912&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113626047964752912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113626047964752912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/kaki-metumtam.html' title='Kaki Metumtam'/><author><name>surely i can</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12636245077365184631</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113614499409159794</id><published>2006-01-01T14:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-01T14:49:54.156-05:00</updated><title type='text'>At the Kotel!</title><summary type='text'>I went to the Kotel today for the first time since arriving in Israel to see candle lighting. Of course, the traffic was so insane that I missed candle lighting, but I did get to daven maariv at the Kotel, which was nice.And theeeeeeeeen, I met up with fellow Punks-blogger Moshe (Elder Punk), who is spending the year studying in Israel, for dinner.  We asked a chayal to take our picture and he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113614499409159794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113614499409159794&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113614499409159794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113614499409159794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2006/01/at-kotel.html' title='At the Kotel!'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113596558416821956</id><published>2005-12-30T12:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-30T14:21:16.583-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nasa bishalom(Travel in peace) or Why winter sucks.</title><summary type='text'>So, winter break is here and a bunch of Punks have escaped…to the land of milk and honey where winter is less harsh. It seems though that something strange has happened……Winter hasn’t come yet.It’s so weird. Ever since The Nucular Jew left it seems that winter left with him. As anyone in New York knows, it was a rough last half of autumn. It was cold, windy, brutal, and oh yeah there was snow; </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113596558416821956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113596558416821956&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113596558416821956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113596558416821956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/nasa-bishalomtravel-in-peace-or-why.html' title='Nasa bishalom(Travel in peace) or Why winter sucks.'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113596298583995406</id><published>2005-12-30T11:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-30T12:16:25.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Those Dumb Blondes</title><summary type='text'>No one's posted since like Tuesday night. So I figured why not post a joke. But not just any joke, a really good dumb blonde joke. Here goes:This blonde gets on a flight to Miami, and during the flight she decides she doesn’t want to sit in coach. So she gets up and she walks past the first class curtain and sits in one of the seats. Now the flight attendant sees this and walks over to the blonde</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113596298583995406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113596298583995406&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113596298583995406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113596298583995406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/those-dumb-blondes.html' title='Those Dumb Blondes'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113571250583476662</id><published>2005-12-27T14:22:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-27T14:52:18.923-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mazel Tov Doni</title><summary type='text'>Actually all I wanted to say was,MAZAL TOV TO DONI AND MIRYAM!! In short I just wanted to wish you two many happy and fruitful years to come with hatzlacha and success in your future endevours. I hope you have an amazing and marvelous wedding full of flowers and beauty. May hashem be there watching over both of you in the chupah and bless you with tons success. Congratulations! :)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113571250583476662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113571250583476662&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113571250583476662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113571250583476662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/mazel-tov-doni.html' title='Mazel Tov Doni'/><author><name>Sherbert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01147668817386613547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113554579309856841</id><published>2005-12-25T16:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-25T16:23:13.146-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lessons Learned from Coloring Books</title><summary type='text'>Maxwell (the eight year old boy I baby-sit) and I were coloring a Chanukah-themed coloring book filled with pictures of war scenes from the battles against Antiochus. We were working on one page that had spears, bow-and-arrows, shields, and other types of weaponry, all in front of a large wall and mountains in the background. In the sky there were rocks in motion, flying towards the side of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113554579309856841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113554579309856841&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113554579309856841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113554579309856841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/lessons-learned-from-coloring-books.html' title='Lessons Learned from Coloring Books'/><author><name>surely i can</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12636245077365184631</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113554407395580592</id><published>2005-12-25T15:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-25T15:54:34.006-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Channuka Sameach</title><summary type='text'>Yeah so uh its been channuka here for a few hours already. I listened to the Hannuka song, ate my donuts, lit my menorah (well supposedly i did tht first), bashed hellenism, and watched ushpizin. Anyone wanna send me some presents?? Its been raining like heaven for the past few days, I wonder how that drought is doing? If it were like 2 degrees colder we wouldve had a white channuka. I may </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113554407395580592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113554407395580592&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113554407395580592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113554407395580592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/channuka-sameach.html' title='Channuka Sameach'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113552736831380372</id><published>2005-12-25T11:13:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-25T11:16:08.316-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Odd Things You Find</title><summary type='text'>If any Jew's feeling like there are no other Jews in the world today...well, wherever you go, there's always someone Jewish!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113552736831380372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113552736831380372&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113552736831380372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113552736831380372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/odd-things-you-find_25.html' title='The Odd Things You Find'/><author><name>BrownsvilleGirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06896900874168015361</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3642/649/1600/day%2007%20048.0.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113548970492414213</id><published>2005-12-25T00:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-25T00:48:24.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why I was upset.</title><summary type='text'>As it pertains to the previous post Qotd: Transit Strike Edition and comments posted on it.First of all. No, Helen. You shouldn’t be ashamed of yourself……That was totally baseless, inappropriate and I apologize……However, I was surprised by your rhetoric. The reason I was so upset by the words you used was because, of course my father has worked for the MTA for about thirty years, and I have often</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113548970492414213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113548970492414213&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113548970492414213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113548970492414213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/why-i-was-upset.html' title='Why I was upset.'/><author><name>Baal Teshuva Benny</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10255800810953767337</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1639/1600/cutie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113546530269496616</id><published>2005-12-24T17:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T18:01:42.766-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did this really happen?</title><summary type='text'>US students spark Lebanon bird scareJESSICA FREIMAN - jpost.comWhy did the carrier pigeon cross the border? It depends on who you ask. According to the Lebanese Ya Libnan News Web site, the bird was carrying a love letter from an Israeli Arab girl intended for her Lebanese lover. But if you ask Detroit teen Rachel Greenbaum, you'll get a completely different answer: The Israeli Arab girl is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113546530269496616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113546530269496616&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113546530269496616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113546530269496616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/did-this-really-happen.html' title='Did this really happen?'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113544935517465736</id><published>2005-12-24T12:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T13:35:55.313-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Holidays Punks!</title><summary type='text'>As I was shopping for the holidays at Hallmark, I was surrounded by Chirstmas items.  Everywhere they were trees and all the other trimmings that come with the 25th of December. This reminded me of Moshe posting the other day when he made a comment on how Christmas is the predominate holiday in this country. Christmas is great but as Adam Sandler said in his Hanukkah song,  "Instead of one day of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113544935517465736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113544935517465736&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113544935517465736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113544935517465736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/happy-holidays-punks.html' title='Happy Holidays Punks!'/><author><name>nyc pink fashionista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13938672262785107277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9583924.post-113529409210022454</id><published>2005-12-22T18:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-22T18:31:57.706-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Channuka Countdown</title><summary type='text'>Channuka in the country is gonna be great. I mean heck this is gonna be like Christmas in Bethlehem or Ramadan in wherever Ramadan is supposed to be celebrated, only much better. Why? Well because I kinda happened to have skipped morning classes...again (I actually had to go to the doctor), and well on the way back I walked through Ben-Yehuda market and came across the most awesome-est donuts </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/feeds/113529409210022454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9583924&amp;postID=113529409210022454&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113529409210022454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9583924/posts/default/113529409210022454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thepunksofzion.blogspot.com/2005/12/channuka-countdown.html' title='Channuka Countdown'/><author><name>Luke Skyhopper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06310302990882676148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='12' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T47Id2Tdpr0/SutGoWvzelI/AAAAAAAAABA/Z6m4oGB3IzA/S220/lsh1.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
