Suicide Bombers
1 - Bad suicide bombers are generally the live ones. Therefore even even Sheikh Yassin and his 72 virgins would agree that a good suicide bomber is a dead one.
2 - Contrary to popular western methods of business advancement, here only the bad ones managed to climb the hierarchy. Arafat, Yassin, Rantissi, Nassrallah, Mazen and Meshaal must have all been bombers who couldn't quite find that trigger.
3 - Suicide bombing is a completely eglatitarian business, they make no distinction between race, relgion, sex, color, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or IQ. Also there is no discrimination for potential suicide bombers, as they say, the suicide bombing business is an equal oppurtunity employer. Maybe thats why the socialists love them so much.
4 - Most first time successful bombers recieve their first and only pay hike.
5 - the real question is, what happens when the 72 virgins run out? Does our martyr bomber have to deal with used goods for the rest of eternity?
6 - What about female bombers? Do they get 72 Mohammeds?
2 - Contrary to popular western methods of business advancement, here only the bad ones managed to climb the hierarchy. Arafat, Yassin, Rantissi, Nassrallah, Mazen and Meshaal must have all been bombers who couldn't quite find that trigger.
3 - Suicide bombing is a completely eglatitarian business, they make no distinction between race, relgion, sex, color, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or IQ. Also there is no discrimination for potential suicide bombers, as they say, the suicide bombing business is an equal oppurtunity employer. Maybe thats why the socialists love them so much.
4 - Most first time successful bombers recieve their first and only pay hike.
5 - the real question is, what happens when the 72 virgins run out? Does our martyr bomber have to deal with used goods for the rest of eternity?
6 - What about female bombers? Do they get 72 Mohammeds?
posted by Luke Skyhopper at 11:29 AM
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Yeah, and once virgins run out they can't be "used" because a virgin is a one-time thing :).
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...not necessarily, brownsville. i believe you'e the one who told me that and gave me nightmares since then from your description.
(sorry, it was i who posted the first shpiel as well)
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r u an aspiring suicide bomber?
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no, I am an aspiring virgin.
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Okay, the two of you are nuts. And Mir--I'm glad to see you remember my lessons! Hahahahaha.
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Steve?!?
You wrote wOrm instead of wArm. Eeeeeeew!
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