Sunday, March 13, 2005

Suicide Bombers

1 - Bad suicide bombers are generally the live ones. Therefore even even Sheikh Yassin and his 72 virgins would agree that a good suicide bomber is a dead one.

2 - Contrary to popular western methods of business advancement, here only the bad ones managed to climb the hierarchy. Arafat, Yassin, Rantissi, Nassrallah, Mazen and Meshaal must have all been bombers who couldn't quite find that trigger.

3 - Suicide bombing is a completely eglatitarian business, they make no distinction between race, relgion, sex, color, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or IQ. Also there is no discrimination for potential suicide bombers, as they say, the suicide bombing business is an equal oppurtunity employer. Maybe thats why the socialists love them so much.

4 - Most first time successful bombers recieve their first and only pay hike.

5 - the real question is, what happens when the 72 virgins run out? Does our martyr bomber have to deal with used goods for the rest of eternity?

6 - What about female bombers? Do they get 72 Mohammeds?

8 Shpeils

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

female bombers are lesbians, silly. its the only way to practice homosexuality, so it's quite appealing.

Sunday, March 13, 2005 6:00:00 PM  

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Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Yeah, and once virgins run out they can't be "used" because a virgin is a one-time thing :).

Sunday, March 13, 2005 7:56:00 PM  

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Anonymous miryam said...

...not necessarily, brownsville. i believe you'e the one who told me that and gave me nightmares since then from your description.
(sorry, it was i who posted the first shpiel as well)

Sunday, March 13, 2005 11:19:00 PM  

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Blogger elder punk of zion said...

r u an aspiring suicide bomber?

Monday, March 14, 2005 8:07:00 PM  

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Anonymous miryam said...

no, I am an aspiring virgin.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 9:14:00 AM  

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Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Okay, the two of you are nuts. And Mir--I'm glad to see you remember my lessons! Hahahahaha.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 9:33:00 AM  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

virgins are sooooo worm and tasty omg i want a virgin right now im running to israel to kill me some people so i can get me some 72 of those damn virgins

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 9:34:00 PM  

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Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Steve?!?
You wrote wOrm instead of wArm. Eeeeeeew!

Wednesday, March 16, 2005 1:49:00 PM  

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