Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Yum, Yum, I Want Ezekiel 4:9!

The other day, I was at the health food store on 72nd and Lexington with Eliana and Ben. They had raw honey. They had veggie burgers. And they had Ezekiel 4:9 cereal.
The side of the box explained that when all these grains are combined, they form a pure protein like those found in fish and cheese and chicken. Oooooh, yummy. Biblical breakfasts!

4 Shpeils

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Blogger Baal Teshuva Benny said...

On the next aisle was a Christian TV dinner that feeds like forty people but its only fish and loaves of bread....but alot of it.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 8:16:00 PM  

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Anonymous christian gaunerd said...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee....

where is the ezekiel 25:17 cereal at!?!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 8:26:00 PM  

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Anonymous mir said...

isnt that the verse the guy in pupl fiction uses before killing someone?

Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:16:00 AM  

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Blogger The Nucular Jew said...

What happened to cereal being really bad for you?

Now you can learn words of Ezekiel while eating?!

OH MY!

Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:45:00 PM  

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