Sunday, March 27, 2005

Urban Legend No More!

Well now its official two of the worlds most perplexing urban legends have been debunked.

  1. D.B. Cooper survived his parachute trip out of the Northwest Orient jetliner in 1971. He took all that loot, got a sex, er uh sects-change operation (he used to be an ashki, and now his ashki self-hatred is part of his cover), and is now a student at Hunter College. The only question remains is, how did he do it?
  2. The Abomidable snowman is a SHE!! As I have suspected for years (a semester and and half), the Brownsville Girl is in reality the Abomidable Snowwoman. Suring the summer she terrorizes lost chinese troops in the mountains of Nepal and Tibet, and during the winter months she terrorizes guys in hillel. But the most important point is that hes a she!

elder punk of zion: fine, r u the real abomidable snowman though??

elder punk of zion: i mean snowwoman?

Brownsvillegirls screenname: yes

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Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

I think Coops hates us Ashkis cause his mom is an Ashki. Some strange Oediphilic thing going on there...

And it's Abominable. AbomiNable Snowwoman.

Monday, March 28, 2005 11:09:00 PM  


Blogger elder punk of zion said...

ok, dont have babies and teach 5th grade english!

Sunday, April 03, 2005 1:27:00 PM  

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