Mazal Tovs All Around

My sister just got a job at a top place. I walked into the kitchen to bake her cookies in celebration and passed my brother on his way out.
"Hey Ars, congratulations on getting your license!"
"Thanks, Dins," he said.
Then I noticed my youngest brother reading the paper.
"Oh, Joshy--I heard you're Talmud of the Week! Mazal tov!"
He high fived me.
I turned around and, noticing my mother, said, "Oh yeah! I got engaged!"


(Because I know some people are bound to read that the wrong way...I'm not engaged. :))

Shabbat Shalom everyone!