Death to the Birds
Ever eat so much of a dead bird you never really liked that you wish it would just go extinct? Well thats how I feel about chickens. Honestly, this place serves us scrambled chicken fetuses for breakfast, breaded chicken for lunch and cooked chicken for dinner. I'm ovbiously exagerating but I've seen and eaten way too many dead fowls lately. As a result I hearby declare the opening of the Let Them Live campaign to officially broaden my diet, the proceeds will go to the Feed a Hungry Yeshiva Guy at Burgers Bar Foundation. FHYGBBF promises that its funds will go towards the proper consumption of at least one dead cow per day by a specially chosen yeshiva kid/guy/flipper/bocher like myself.
posted by Luke Skyhopper at 11:03 AM
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An average dead cow weighs as much as 220 chickens. You really gonna be eating a cow a day?
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become a vegetarian! dina back me up!
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let me start off by saying your description of the food you eat was gross. really, I feel sick. secondly, the last time I went to burger bar (which was ironically the first time too), I got food poisoning and I was sick for the next full week. just so you know...
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Mir has a Burger Bar tee-shirt that says Berger Bar.
Moishe, as one of the resident Hillel vegetarians, I stopped reading your post at oh...fetuses. I will never forgive you.
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the mevaseret burgers bar rules, except that they just raised their prices. sorry about going a little overboard, just trying to make the point that im sick of eating chicken and chicked by-products.
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dear stranger,
in addition to asking us questions, you might also try http://www.livejournal.com/community/cunyhunter/
they can also answer a lot of hunter questions.
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SHIRLY! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAHA You can join...give me your email address. :)
Xvi, hilarious. :) We were talking about that recently at our Shabbos table. :)
Also, nuayk...sounds Yiddish, no?
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