Thursday, December 15, 2005

Death to the Birds

Ever eat so much of a dead bird you never really liked that you wish it would just go extinct? Well thats how I feel about chickens. Honestly, this place serves us scrambled chicken fetuses for breakfast, breaded chicken for lunch and cooked chicken for dinner. I'm ovbiously exagerating but I've seen and eaten way too many dead fowls lately. As a result I hearby declare the opening of the Let Them Live campaign to officially broaden my diet, the proceeds will go to the Feed a Hungry Yeshiva Guy at Burgers Bar Foundation. FHYGBBF promises that its funds will go towards the proper consumption of at least one dead cow per day by a specially chosen yeshiva kid/guy/flipper/bocher like myself.

11 Shpeils


Blogger heebnvegan said...

An average dead cow weighs as much as 220 chickens. You really gonna be eating a cow a day?

Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:33:00 PM  


Anonymous brown eyed girl said...

become a vegetarian! dina back me up!

Friday, December 16, 2005 12:19:00 AM  


Anonymous Mir said...

let me start off by saying your description of the food you eat was gross. really, I feel sick. secondly, the last time I went to burger bar (which was ironically the first time too), I got food poisoning and I was sick for the next full week. just so you know...

Friday, December 16, 2005 12:31:00 AM  


Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Mir has a Burger Bar tee-shirt that says Berger Bar.

Moishe, as one of the resident Hillel vegetarians, I stopped reading your post at oh...fetuses. I will never forgive you.

Friday, December 16, 2005 1:30:00 AM  


Blogger elder punk of zion said...

the mevaseret burgers bar rules, except that they just raised their prices. sorry about going a little overboard, just trying to make the point that im sick of eating chicken and chicked by-products.

Friday, December 16, 2005 6:15:00 AM  


Blogger SurelyIcan said...

well i thought ur description was priceless-- scrambled chicken fetuses! like poetry to my eahs. In light of that I would like to donate to the FHYGBBF foundation because I believe the future of our Jewish youth depends on their diet.
I miss you moishe!

Friday, December 16, 2005 11:36:00 AM  


Blogger stranger said...

hey, i'm thinking of applying to hunter college... i was hoping you guys could answer some of my questions... if ya can that'd be great. (i have some jew questions and youre the only jews i know of that go there... hehe)

Friday, December 16, 2005 11:43:00 AM  


Anonymous brown eyed girl said...

dear stranger,

in addition to asking us questions, you might also try
they can also answer a lot of hunter questions.

Friday, December 16, 2005 12:16:00 PM  


Blogger XVI (R) - NY said...

a jew question? thats any question phrased properly. Instead of saying, "Can you please pass the meatloaf," you would ask "The meatloaf, maybe, you could pass?" Ask any of your grandparents Stranger.

Friday, December 16, 2005 1:46:00 PM  


Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

SHIRLY! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAHA You can join...give me your email address. :)

Xvi, hilarious. :) We were talking about that recently at our Shabbos table. :)

Also, nuayk...sounds Yiddish, no?

Friday, December 16, 2005 2:36:00 PM  


Blogger nyc pink fashionista said...

thanks for teasing me Moshe. I've been aching for a burger from Burger Bar.

The only place I can get on is all the way in Coney Island. (I propose a Hillel Burger Bar outing? you is with me?)

FHYGBBF may backfire ya know. What will happen if you ate so many burgers that you got sick of them? What would you eat then?
I hope you're eating all your fruits and vegetables at least.

May I propose FHYGAFF (feed hungry yeshiva guy asisn food fund)? I've been told that there chinese food all over the Holy Land.

wouldn't mind tasting some it myself so I can give my opinion.

Sunday, December 18, 2005 1:43:00 PM  

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