Monday, November 14, 2005

Shiksas really are for practice

If there is one true constant in this universe, it's that shiksas do not compare, personality wise, to Jewish girls. I'm not going into detail that much but for a guy who is as Jewish as Mel brooks and Woody Allen* I have observed that 8 times out 10 (84.1% of statistics are made up on the spot - Woody Allen) a shiksa will have a major personality flaw which will undoubtedly be a turnoff.

I'll end this with a quote:
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ." --Woody Allen


*which is not that religious but will still exploit his jewishness for comedic purposes.

4 Shpeils

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Blogger nyc pink fashionista said...

Personality flaw? Lenny, I as Hillel's shabbos shiksa (or goya), would like to take this opprotunity to respectfully object to your claim.

That is, unless you believe that I am a member of the 2 out of 10 minority.

Monday, November 14, 2005 11:36:00 PM  

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Blogger Lost in Service said...

Of course you belong to whatever percentage of shiksas do not have that personality flaw. Just an observation, and a generalization at that.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 12:11:00 AM  

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Anonymous wonderlandgrl3 said...

am i the only jew in the world that is not a woody allen fan?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 1:41:00 PM  

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Blogger Baal Teshuva Benny said...

Yeah pretty much!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 2:58:00 PM  

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