Shiksas really are for practice
If there is one true constant in this universe, it's that shiksas do not compare, personality wise, to Jewish girls. I'm not going into detail that much but for a guy who is as Jewish as Mel brooks and Woody Allen* I have observed that 8 times out 10 (84.1% of statistics are made up on the spot - Woody Allen) a shiksa will have a major personality flaw which will undoubtedly be a turnoff.
I'll end this with a quote:
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ." --Woody Allen
*which is not that religious but will still exploit his jewishness for comedic purposes.
I'll end this with a quote:
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ." --Woody Allen
*which is not that religious but will still exploit his jewishness for comedic purposes.
posted by Lost in Service at 10:16 PM
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Of course you belong to whatever percentage of shiksas do not have that personality flaw. Just an observation, and a generalization at that.
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am i the only jew in the world that is not a woody allen fan?
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Yeah pretty much!
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