We've Been Found Out

It's official: our cover has been blown! Yup, word about our clandestine organization is spreading faster than Randy's contagious laugh in hillel. They know who we are, they know what we do, and more importantly, they know what our logo looks like. Who are “they” you ask? I have no idea. But what I do know is that they found us about three weeks ago and have been monitoring us since.
And no, it’s not the Hunter administration I’m talking about. It’s the real “them.” The them from Lithuania, Peru, somewhere in the Pacific time zone, Netherlands, Columbia, somewhere in the Mountain time zone, somewhere in the Central European time zone, Mexico, Central and South America, United Kingdom, and Poland. How am I privy to this kind of insider information? Well, I have an addiction to checking out how people were referred to Punks on our site meter. A fascinating pastime, those of you who read Michael's blog would know.
If it's a challenge they want, we are ready to pick up the gauntlet. But let this serve as a warning to our enemies: the Punks of Zion will prevail! It will be a long, hard battle, but in the end, we shall remain as untouched as the cake at an orthodox sweet sixteen party.
For a while, I’ve noticed an alarming trend of people from Russia googling thepunksofzion in images and finding our OLD logo. (Yeah, the uglier one.) What made them think to do this? No idea. And yet, the trend has spread all the way to the Netherlands, the UK, Peru, Mexico, and many other countries.
I know what you're thinking: what the f&%$?!?! Let us delve into this together. To begin with, Russia is understandable considering that they published the original book depicting the protocols of the elders of zion. That piece of literature almost spelled the end of us. Thank G-d it was swept under the rug by the world media we have so conscientously dominated. As for Latin America, we can only assume this is the work of the our arch nemesis Odessa.

We don't know who informed them (I'm looking at you, Google!) or why they are on our case. They know and they’re coming for us.

(This was written by me and Coops.)