I care and I'm going (ok, so its also free)

Well boys and girls, (and terrorists - how u plan on defining that is up to u), crazy moishele is headed off to the holy land. Yeah believe it or not for all my pro-zionist fanaticism, this is the first time. yeah u heard that, but perhaps with israeli chicks every time is the first time, lol. Anyways, im leaving on monday at 4:10 from JFK on birthright israel. I decided to go with NCSY as my organizer since i thought that would be the only place that an FFB wouldnt feel out of place. I mean like mayanot was out of the question because i dont really believe that M&M (menachem mendel scherson) is the meshiach and all, and i guess Aish was for older people who are brainwashed into believeing that O-judaism is the better than free love. I also decided against hillel because i didnt wanna be the only sober person davening on the bus, and i figured with NCSY thered be at least one other person davening and stuff, though i dunno if therell be any other sober people on the trip. but maybe ill get laid if manage to get drunk enough (or get her drunk enough), hey u never know.

when i land in ben gurion on tuesday morning, we're gonna be going straight to the negev for fun fun fun. of course wether or not ill be awake for all the fun is questionable, damn modern technology and jet lag. and im not exactly sure how much sleep ill get in a bedouin tent that night. Im not gonna tell u guys the rest of my itinerart cuz i dont wanna make any of u jealous or anything. like i wouldnt want any of u trying to sneak into the wheel holds of plane and stowing away or anything.

if anyone would like anything from the holy land ill try to get it for u. and yam yams, once again i am not risking my life to smuggle out a hot funny israeli guy for u. not all people and their daddys have the money to bribe i judge out of human smuggling charges. and randall i am not going to gaza to get u a gozanga girl whod rather sleep with her m-16 than anything else. id keep that one for myself. but first id get her drunk and convince her that gaza is just a load of sand and blood. but seriously if anyone wants anything ill try to get it for u.

after my trip is over im gonna like extend my ticket and spend a few days with cousins in the holy city of petach tikva, its all holy over there cept for tel aviv and gush katif. give it back! give it back! give it back! and just to make them take it we can throw in jerusalem to sweeten the deal, i mean heck whod want gush katif anyways? the only sad part is that i wont be there for the withdrawal, i was kinda wondering what the withdrawal symptoms would be, guess ill never know first hand. i mean gaza is like a diseased limb, its gonna die sooner or later, its just a matter of wether u do it ure self and salvage the most u can of the limb, or do it under their terms and have to give more than u want to give away. well sorry, this wasnt supposed to be political, but i guess this is the only place i can compensate for not going to hillel.

well have fun in the golden land people