Monday, August 29, 2005

Meshiach Denounces O-Girl Obsession

Mr. Meshiach himself has come out for the first time and publically denounced his O-Girl obsession. When asked about his intentions with the upcoming fresh batch of O-Girls in the fall of '05, Mr. Meshiach responded, "I'm tired of O-Girls... I need someone with a possible future."

As is widely known Mr. Meshiach is the King of O-Girl pimping. He along with his partner Merv the Perv have been known to pimp out at least 20 O-Girls a night in the red light districts of Heimytown and its surrounding provinces.

In out conversation Mr. Meshiach continued to elaborate on his current twist of desires. "o-girls are just used for one night stands...theres like no future involved when hooking up with an o-girl, its like fantasy land."

Some reports claim that he may just be in the business of looking for sephardi hotties to hook up and lend out. While a hot sephardi can be very hard to come by these days, they experts say that sephardi chicks simply do not pose the same challenge that O-Girl ashkis do. Thus beggging the question, how long can meshiach and the sephardi keep up a party? As Rob Schneider once said, "You can do it!"

While experts can really only speculate about Mr. Meshiach's life after O-Girls, they do say that O-Girls will not be going out of vogue just yet. They say that skirts and elbow length shirts will be staying in style for the forseeable future.

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Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

No, no, no! It's not that O-girls are only good for one night stands because there's no future with them (unless you're a y-boy)! That's silly because most of us O-girls are shomeret! I think what you mean to say is that O-girls are like celebs. You can admire them from far, wish you could get one, but in the bottom of your heart...you know it's an impossibility. But don't be bitter. Besides, of all the pictures I have from the vort, there is one with Steve standing between me and Chaya like an o-girl pimp. So, yeah...

Monday, August 29, 2005 3:34:00 PM  

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Anonymous brown eyed girl said...

while steve may have said that he gave up o-girls, however, you must have missed him drooling over them at the vort yesterday.

as far as sephardi girls go, we're hot stuff. ashkeis can't handle us!

Monday, August 29, 2005 4:04:00 PM  

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