Newsflash: Starbucks to Serve Chulent!

After months of weak ideas and secret consultations with the va'ad of New Square, the Starbucks coming soon to the Palisades Mall introduced their new campaign aimed at attracting clientele from the large Jewish community of Rockland County: coffee made from chulent beans! That's right, now those living in Monsey don't have to wait for Getty on the Hill's Thursday night chulent to get their chulent fix! Genius. Pure Genius!

(This is an actual poster with actual chulent beans in the background I took a photo of at the mall. For real!)